Viagra Humor

Much has been said and heard about the new anti-impotency drug Viagra, but the following one liner jokes will make you look at Viagra in a new perspective.

Viagra Jokes

• A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

  The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of his legs."
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Viagra One Liner Jokes

• Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
• The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
• The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
• New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.
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Viagra Slogans

• We work harder, so you don't have to.
• Ten inches long ... and growing.
• Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
• This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?
• Viagra. The quicker dicker upper.
• One-a-day, like iron.
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